Movie Trailer of the Day: Emma Watson’s first post-Hogwarts leading role comes in The Perks of Being a Wallflower, which author Stephen Chbosky himself adapted for the big screen. The coming-of-age story, also starring Logan Lerman and Ezra Miller, is out September 14.
This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: In the only appropriate response to last week’s incident in Miami where one man was caught eating another man’s face, notorious YouTube assclown Vitaly Zdorovetskiy dressed up as a zombie and terrorized the city’s residents.
Thankfully, he went to the trouble of adding a disclaimer to his video: ”Very Dangerous Prank! Almost Got Shot at 2:00! DO NOT TRY IT!”